And you’re just like
And they’re like
And you’re just like
And they’re like
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
I’m so done right now
how can you have a female tummy tho
my lolita stuff 8D (some socks and hair stuff is not in the pictures~)
OMG I have Bodyline’s Maple Sugar Waffle print in pink! Twins~
…And this is where YouTube chose to pause itself as I watched Kuroshitsuji II in my kitchen on full screen. I finished the whole series about an hour and a half ago… Such a touching ending TT.TT *sobs*
- Cuddles (naked)
- Kiss (naked)
- First time
- Blow job
- Clothed getting off
- Dressed/naked (half dressed)
- Skype sex
- Against the wall
- Doggy style
- Sweet and passionate
- In public place
- On the floor
- Morning lazy sex
- Outdoors, woods, parks, gardens
- Your own kink
- Shower sex
- On the desk
- Trying new position
- With toys
- Boring sex
- Rough, biting, scratch
- Role playing
- With food
- Whatever pleases you
Probably will start from monday :P
Wanna do this over summer so bad
im so vanilla
$27.50… And I’m just barely a teenager.
Do you ever just think about your OTP in class and start grinning like an idiot
I love you, whoever this was ;w;
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like hetalia.
You: guten tag
You: wanna rp?
Stranger: I would, but I’m very bad at it. My apologies.
You: It’s fine! ^.^ I understand
Stranger: Wow, you’re the first person who didn’t disconnect after I said that ;w;
You: haha, really?
You: maybe I’m just desperate
Stranger: I’m kinda desperate too. I’ve been combing omegle for someone to talk to.
You: haha ikr
You: thats what i was doing earlier
Stranger: a lot of people just gave me bullcrap RPs, or disconnected right after I said “hello” ;w;
You: Totally! I put Italy in my likes and one guy was like “24 looking for women over 30” so I was like… *ESC ESC ESC*
You: It was like SO WEIRD!!!
Stranger: there’s this tab that says “horny girls 18”
Stranger: and I’m like 0___________0
You: XD I’m not even that old, I’m just on here to escape my English HW while I pretend to edit a report on Elizabethan women
You: OMG hahaha
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: how are you?
You: gooooooood •w• So, who’s the sexiest character in Season 5? I vote France
You: I’m like, “DAT HAIR”
Stranger: dat hair ;w;
You: And he somehow makes a hairy chest and hands look sexy… i’m a bit scared… But I blame the sparkles that obscure my view of all events in that anime
You: except the tank scenes XD
Stranger: I love France overall, herpaderp ;w;
You: i’m also a huge Axis fangirl
Stranger: I personally prefer Allies, but that’s nice too!
You: haha! yeah, they’rer cool too :)
You: I was already interested in Europe during WWII, but this got me really interested in it to the point where I actually read a couple books on it, and then I found out the German history during that time is really interesting indeed ^^
Stranger: Haha, I love history in general. I was already a huge history nerd when I got into APH ;w;
You: OH MEIN GOTT I MADE A SPELLING ERROR!!!!!!!! I apologize, I meant to say “they’re cool too”
You: But yeah, I liked history but I didn’t know much about it
You: And now I’m like “Y’ALL NEED TO LEARN THIS SHIT”
Stranger: *flips table
BOW DOWN TO HISTORY BITCHES
You: My friend and I crack up every time we think about how much she beats me up because I’m the ditzy part-German one and she’s the more rebellious Czech-Polish one… It makes me laugh when things aren’t consistent with the characters of the anime
You: But it’s okey, I’m American
Stranger: I’m South Korean who lives in America xD
You: I love this show so freaking much you have no idea
Stranger: Me too, I’ve been into this since tenth grade ;w;
You: *feels like a little kid* I’ve been into it since right before 7th grade… Which was about a year and a half ago… *is Sealand (NOT the freaky grown-up version)*
Stranger: Haha, Sealand as an adult creeps me out.
You: HE GREW UP TOO FAST
Stranger: And I’m like WTF
You: I was like: *watching the show happily* ^.^ “Hi, I’m Sealand. I’m all grown up and manly now.” O.o …
Stranger: I think O.o is the best face to describe it. xD
You: yep XD
You: And I told my mom who’s a high school teacher and she was like, “It happens to the best of them. *goes back to work*” and I was all, “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MOTHER”
Stranger: Haha, true xD
You: I just realized… on this day, it is the 1 month anniversary of myself and my boyfriend (who is a Spain cosplayer)… It was fun when we got together; it was at ALA
You: *Anime Los Angeles
Stranger: Awesome, you should be Roma xD
You: I actually told him, “If you’re gonna kiss me, hurry up and do it, dammit.”
Stranger: Awwwh <3
You: And I may or may not have added “tomato bastard” to that
Stranger: YOU SHOULD’VE
You: I can’t remember
You: but I should’ve
You: oh yeah… where do you live? (like your state or whatever)
You: just randomly
You: near LA?
Stranger: I’m from Fountain Valley.
You: Oh… I was about to ask, were you at ALA this year?
You: I live at the beach
You: so naturally, almost everyone around me is a whore
Stranger: nope, I don’t got to those events ;w;
You: that’s a shame
Stranger: I wish I could go. Maybe I could go with the anime club this summer./
You: to AX2013? I know I’m going
Stranger: Yeah. There’s been talk about going.
Stranger: Maybe I could convince my parents to let me go.
You: *sparkle desu kawaii loli sparkle nippon anime weeaboo eyes* YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO :D
Stranger: Maybe C:
You: It’s super fun :D
Stranger: is it really?
You: even though last year I went as Fem!Prussia and had a belt digging into my shoulder the whole time (wore the same uniform as normal Prussia but different hair) it was still awesome.
Stranger: what kind of stuff can you do there?
You: there’s a dealers’ hall where you can buy stuff, you walk around taking photos and going to gatherings, you cosplay, and they also have stuff like karaoke, a host club, and tabletop gaming as well as a maid cafe and a manga lounge.
You: I’ve been going for several years now *is a nerd*
Stranger: I’ve heard that you can also talk to some VAs. is that true>
You: Yep! I got Patrick Seitz (Germany)’s autograph at ALA last month :3
Stranger: ASDFSLKGHSDLGH REALLY
You: AND I ALSO got a video of him saying “5 cats for 5 Deutsche marks at Arby’s”
Stranger: HAHAHA OMG
Stranger: UPLOAD IT
You: I WANT TO SO BADLY
You: If I ever get around to it, my YouTube account is Gilbert Beilschmidt and I also have a website I could put it on…
Stranger: You should, I love Seitz to bits ;w;
You: haha, do you want the URL?
Stranger: YUS PLZ/
You: The site itself is a little boring but I mostly only use it on vacations. It’s http://animehaus.webs.com
You: It used to have games on it but then the site was like “Noooooo can’t have those lying around even though we gave them to you” so now it doesn’t.
You: Ah, g2g. I have to eat dinner
Stranger: all right, nice to talk to you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.