Take porn dialogue and read it out loud.
Now laugh hysterically because let’s be honest, dirty talk is very, very awkward under regular circumstances.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
people who take text posts seriously are the reason i’m a serial killer
Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.
|—||Stephen King (via realizes)|
team titans anyone? anyone at all?
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.
|—||Roal Dahl (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|