I love you, whoever this was ;w;

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like hetalia.

Stranger: hello.

You: guten tag

You: sooooo

Stranger: yes?

You: wanna rp?

Stranger: I would, but I’m very bad at it. My apologies.

You: It’s fine! ^.^ I understand

Stranger: Wow, you’re the first person who didn’t disconnect after I said that ;w;

You: haha, really?

You: maybe I’m just desperate

Stranger: I’m kinda desperate too. I’ve been combing omegle for someone to talk to.

You: haha ikr

You: thats what i was doing earlier

Stranger: a lot of people just gave me bullcrap RPs, or disconnected right after I said “hello” ;w;

You: Totally! I put Italy in my likes and one guy was like “24 looking for women over 30” so I was like… *ESC ESC ESC*

Stranger: HAHAHA

You: It was like SO WEIRD!!!

Stranger: there’s this tab that says “horny girls 18”

Stranger: and I’m like 0___________0

You: XD I’m not even that old, I’m just on here to escape my English HW while I pretend to edit a report on Elizabethan women

You: OMG hahaha

Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT

You: totally

You: soooo

Stranger: how are you?

You: gooooooood •w• So, who’s the sexiest character in Season 5? I vote France

Stranger: YUS.

You: IKR

You: I’m like, “DAT HAIR”

Stranger: dat hair ;w;

You: And he somehow makes a hairy chest and hands look sexy… i’m a bit scared… But I blame the sparkles that obscure my view of all events in that anime

You: except the tank scenes XD

Stranger: I love France overall, herpaderp ;w;

You: ikr

You: i’m also a huge Axis fangirl

Stranger: I personally prefer Allies, but that’s nice too!

You: haha! yeah, they’rer cool too :)

You: I was already interested in Europe during WWII, but this got me really interested in it to the point where I actually read a couple books on it, and then I found out the German history during that time is really interesting indeed ^^

Stranger: Haha, I love history in general. I was already a huge history nerd when I got into APH ;w;

You: OH MEIN GOTT I MADE A SPELLING ERROR!!!!!!!! I apologize, I meant to say “they’re cool too”

You: But yeah, I liked history but I didn’t know much about it

You: And now I’m like “Y’ALL NEED TO LEARN THIS SHIT”

Stranger: *flips table
BOW DOWN TO HISTORY BITCHES

You: XD

You: Yep

You: My friend and I crack up every time we think about how much she beats me up because I’m the ditzy part-German one and she’s the more rebellious Czech-Polish one… It makes me laugh when things aren’t consistent with the characters of the anime

You: But it’s okey, I’m American

Stranger: I’m South Korean who lives in America xD

You: haha

You: I love this show so freaking much you have no idea

Stranger: Me too, I’ve been into this since tenth grade ;w;

You: *feels like a little kid* I’ve been into it since right before 7th grade… Which was about a year and a half ago… *is Sealand (NOT the freaky grown-up version)*

Stranger: Haha, Sealand as an adult creeps me out.

You: IKR

You: HE GREW UP TOO FAST

Stranger: And I’m like WTF

You: I was like: *watching the show happily* ^.^ “Hi, I’m Sealand. I’m all grown up and manly now.” O.o …

Stranger: I think O.o is the best face to describe it. xD

You: yep XD

You: And I told my mom who’s a high school teacher and she was like, “It happens to the best of them. *goes back to work*” and I was all, “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MOTHER”

Stranger: Haha, true xD

You: ikr

You: I just realized… on this day, it is the 1 month anniversary of myself and my boyfriend (who is a Spain cosplayer)… It was fun when we got together; it was at ALA

You: *Anime Los Angeles

Stranger: Awesome, you should be Roma xD

You: XD

You: I actually told him, “If you’re gonna kiss me, hurry up and do it, dammit.”

Stranger: Awwwh <3

You: And I may or may not have added “tomato bastard” to that

Stranger: YOU SHOULD’VE

You: I can’t remember

You: but I should’ve

You: oh yeah… where do you live? (like your state or whatever)

You: just randomly

Stranger: California.

You: same

You: near LA?

Stranger: Yeah!

Stranger: I’m from Fountain Valley.

You: Oh… I was about to ask, were you at ALA this year?

You: I live at the beach

You: so naturally, almost everyone around me is a whore

Stranger: nope, I don’t got to those events ;w;

You: aww

You: that’s a shame

Stranger: I wish I could go. Maybe I could go with the anime club this summer./

You: to AX2013? I know I’m going

Stranger: Yeah. There’s been talk about going.

Stranger: Maybe I could convince my parents to let me go.

You: *sparkle desu kawaii loli sparkle nippon anime weeaboo eyes* YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO :D

Stranger: Maybe C:

You: It’s super fun :D

Stranger: is it really?

You: totally

You: even though last year I went as Fem!Prussia and had a belt digging into my shoulder the whole time (wore the same uniform as normal Prussia but different hair) it was still awesome.

Stranger: what kind of stuff can you do there?

You: there’s a dealers’ hall where you can buy stuff, you walk around taking photos and going to gatherings, you cosplay, and they also have stuff like karaoke, a host club, and tabletop gaming as well as a maid cafe and a manga lounge.

Stranger: awesome!

You: I’ve been going for several years now *is a nerd*

Stranger: I’ve heard that you can also talk to some VAs. is that true>

You: Yep! I got Patrick Seitz (Germany)’s autograph at ALA last month :3

Stranger: ASDFSLKGHSDLGH REALLY

You: YUSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

You: AND I ALSO got a video of him saying “5 cats for 5 Deutsche marks at Arby’s”

Stranger: HAHAHA OMG

You: yep

Stranger: UPLOAD IT

You: I WANT TO SO BADLY

You: If I ever get around to it, my YouTube account is Gilbert Beilschmidt and I also have a website I could put it on…

Stranger: You should, I love Seitz to bits ;w;

You: haha, do you want the URL?

Stranger: YUS PLZ/

You: The site itself is a little boring but I mostly only use it on vacations. It’s http://animehaus.webs.com

Stranger: thanks!

You: It used to have games on it but then the site was like “Noooooo can’t have those lying around even though we gave them to you” so now it doesn’t.

You: Ah, g2g. I have to eat dinner

Stranger: all right, nice to talk to you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.